just a few!

so last night before i passed out, i played abby's house. she now has a newborn daughter, Aleysen. abby can now pursue her career in the culinary arts, since brad wants to be a stay at home dad. before aleysen was born, i took a couple pics of the men in her life: brad, emerson and ethan. here are two pics: brad tucking in emerson and the boys eating pancakes for breakfast.



soon, i'll have a section dedicated to sims food...food being prepared and finished products. cuz their food looks damn good. except when they burn it. hehehe.

runnin out...

...of titles for these sections. alas. what will be will be. anyhoo...

ahhhhhhhhhh! so much has happened in sims. well kinda. i've been playin mine and liss's house. but then i realized, i need to play everyone evenly, so i have to make sure that at least everyone's eldest becomes a teenager. so today, i'll move onto other homes.

but first, pics from henson's house. he now has a family picture. and just so you all know, no more family pictures will be taken, just separate photos of each sim as they age, cuz sims are a bitch to get together to take a picture. i wish there was an option for a bitchslap. sheesh. anyhoo, here they are:


this next section is a compilation of the couple portraits. i'll put in the extras too, where some of them are laughing, or doing something precious. hahahaha. like sha eskimo kissing her hubby, collin. rowrrr! hahaha good times.


as of now, abby quit her business career to pursue the culinary arts. but since she's got a bun in the oven, she can't start working until at least the baby is born. then brad can take care of the lil bundle. hehe. she has yet to have a party...waiting till the infants grow to toddlers. i don't trust nannies. they steal. seriously. in sims, they can steal n break stuff. crazy old ladies. i think we had this conversation before. hahaha.

moving on...sha had a new baby boy, wentworth. and i believe she is currently pregnant again. liss had a baby boy as well, inverno - winter, in portuguese. hey, i think it's cool. screw you guys. hahahaha. but you know what's to come for the rest of her unborn children. and as you can see from the pictures, henson's wife alicia is pregnant after the birth of their third child, jaylen (g).

so who are the teenagers now? Dante Vargas, Rachel and Jerome's first born son, was the first teen. then Sergio Hartnett (Juvy's son), Phoebe Depp (Liss's daughter), then Grayson Eads (my son). and there is already a couple among that crew! who is it? make your guesses!!! and you'll find out sunday or monday. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA

career change?

ahhhhhhhhhh...careers. how wonderful. let me explain them in Simbana: since i've cheated somewhat on your skills, everyone can get better jobs. what i've done was get a cheat that refills any needs less than half every half hour. awesome. so our sims do not sleep. only the babies. so that means toddlers are up all night learning crap too. i'm a slave driver ;)

anyhoo, it's all for the good. if they learn these skills, job promotions will be earned faster. and for kids, they can get into private school, or get jobs as teenagers. yes, your teens will be able to work.

you can quit whenever you'd like, so you can switch careers at any time. no one works more than 5 days a week. the higher up in the career ladder you go, the less you work, the more you get paid. and when you retire (only elders can), you get a daily pension every day, even if you get another job as an elder.

here are the tracks and available jobs within:
Athletic: Team Macot, Minor Leaguer, Rookie, Starter, All Star, MVP, Superstar, Assistant Coach, Coach, Hall of Famer
Business: Mailroom Tech, Executive Assistant, Field Sales Representative, Junior Executive, Executive, Senior Manager, Vice President, President, CEO, Business Tycoon
Criminal: Pickpocket, Bagman, Bookie, Con Artist, Getaway Driver, Bank Robber, Cat Burglar, Counterfeiter, Smuggler, Criminal Mastermind
Culinary: Dishwasher, Drive Through Clerk, Fastfood Shift Manager, Host(ess), Waiter/Waitress, Prep Cook, Sous Chef, Executiver Chef, Restaurator, Celebrity Chef
Law Enforcement: Security Guard, Cadet, Patrol Officer, Desk Sergeant, Vice Squad, Detective, Lieutenant, SWAT Team, Police Chief, Captain Hero
Medical: Emergency Medical Technician, Paramedic, Nurse, Intern, Resident, General, Specialist, Surgeon, Medical Researcher, Chief of Staff
Military: Recruit, Elite Forces, Drill Instructor, Junior Officer, Counter Intelligence, Flight Officer, Senior Officer, Commander, Astronaut, General
Politics: Campaign Worker, Intern, Lobbyist, Campaign Manager, City Council Member, State Assembly Person, Congress Person, Judge, Senator, Mayor
Science: Test Subject, Lab Assistant, Field Researcher, Science Teacher, Project Leader, Inventor, Scholar, Top Secret Researcher, Theorist, Mad Scientist
Slacker: Golf Caddy, Gas Station Attendant, Convenience Store Clerk, Recordstore Clerk, Party DJ, Projectionist, Home Video Editor, Freelance Photographer, Freelance Webdesigner, Professional Party Guest

Top Three Highest Paying Jobs: Athletics, Business, Criminal. In that order.

Other jobs that earn money that are not in a track: Writing Novels and Painting. They are both at home jobs.

since i pumped up everyone's skills, when your sim first gets a job, you'll start at about the 5th job level. sweet.

so Juvy! pick a job, any job. it will be yours. :D

mr. keyes

here are more henson pics...Henson's kids: Jordan (g), Michael (b), Jaylen (g), and one on the way again. His family pics will come later...i gotta fix 'em up. :D



These next pictures may be disturbing. They show the consequences of Looking Through the telescope in sims during the day. since the sims have free will (when i want them too >=D), if they get bored of something, they find something to do that they like. so like i said before, if you look through the telescope (available during daytime hours), you are spying on random neighbors. so alicia looked through the telescope. into my house. and i was not a happy camper. so i come over lookin to open a can o' whoopass on her. and she's pregnant. hahahaha oh man. it doesn't matter. my sim bitches her out, then does the whole 'i'm gonna pretend to hit ya ta make ya flinch' move. hahaha. but i guess alicia was sassy enough to do the same move back. it was funny. :D other sims just start crying (paul) hahahahaha :D



so occassionally, i'll have others look through the telescope for shits n giggles.

QUESTION! Is there anything specific that you'd like to see done/pictures of in sims? Like, if you want to see floor plans for your home, or if you want to see someone tease someone, or a fight...stuff like that. ask and i'll tell you if it can be done. sweet.

workin on the kids...

so now i'm just workin on all your kids. my sim recently just had another girl (sydney), sha is still pregnant and i added a basement for her soon to be 6 children so as to not ruin the façade of her home, and Mrs. Alicia Keyes is pregnant.

alas, people make mistakes, and so have i. henson forgive me, because i didn't pay attention when it happened.....but Mr. Henson Rara is no more. no, he's not dead...he's just Mr. Henson Keyes now. i messed up! the house is still under Henson's name, but since Alicia asked him to marry him under the trellis, Henson took her last name. and so will their children. and i'm workin on those by the way.

AGAIN! if you want any specific names for your kids, just tell me. John, i know you want Alex and Alyssa, so that's no prob. otherwise yes, your children's names are subject to my mercy (or lack thereof >=D). i won't be too cruel. i'll just tell you guys tho that i don't like using common names.

so here are pics for henson! they don't have kids yet, or that many pictures actually. but they're from his wedding...and another couples portrait with a hatless henson. there are two pics in there that don't have henson or alicia in them...those are the guest pics i took at their wedding. in those pics are rachel, me, sha and chris. so the thing is, when you first make a sim, you pick every clothing aspect of their lives: everyday, work out, underwear, sleepwear, and formal. but for women, when they get pregnant, they automatically are given maternity wardobe. including the ugly-ass formal dress. well, at henson's wedding, us 3, me, rachel and sha, were pregnant and wearing the same thing. and happen to be in the same room (dining room) with chris lookin on like "hey! what's goin on?" hahahaha. good times.



i forgot to say before, but chris is currently Senior Manager in the business track, looking to become a business tycoon someday. he's about 4 promotions away from that. christina stays home with the kids and plays the piano. haha. henson is currently a Flight Officer in the military track, being 4 promotions away from General. oOoOo. Alicia is planning on staying home with the kids and playing the piano as well. but she also wants to join the military. awesome. we'll see if i let her do that.

i'll be working on henson's kids...then sending abby into the culinary arts and giving her more kids, then working on liss's kids, sha's kids, my kids, juvy's kids....etc.

when about 75% of the total children are born, I'll start the multiple affairs that everyone wants.

if you want your sim to have an affair, but you don't know who, here are list of newcomers that i'm going to put into the game:
Emmy Rossum
Natalie Imbruglia
Scarlett Johansson
Hayden Christensen
Marissa Tomei
Keira Knightley

and yes, i see the need for more hot males too. i'll dl them asap. it's hard to find good looking sim men. hahahaha.

last Guess Who!

The last Guess Who first: who is Henson married to?


Here are extra pics for Chris's family:



And here are extra pics for Joe's family:



It's good to be back. Thanks Paul!